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Poop Slap

In the act of defecation, one must clench the buttocks to where the elongated turd is dangling from one's anus. The person then proceeds to build inertia with hip thrusts to deliver a devastating slap of the fecal matter onto a unsuspecting victim's forehead.
"Ewwww Cody literally poop slapped Jessica, it's all over her new dress!"
by Steven Bakersfield October 20, 2019
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Woppie Slap

When someone fills there butt-hole with air and then someone slaps it and they let out a little poop.
Dan: what happened to you lastnight?
Jake: oh my god dude, Jane wanted to try this new thing called woppie slap. i didnt know what it was till it was already done.
Dan: I have heard about woopie slaps, thats disgusting dude.
by Lotussss January 11, 2011
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Thunder Slap

The Thunder slap is an act of which while driving a car, an intoxicated or sober passenger reaches out while driving 10+ MPH and Slaps another human being.
He thunder slapped the shit out of the guy running when we drove past him.
by PPMonster August 5, 2012
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Slap A Sticker

When someone is ready to come, pull out, jizz on the person's face and smack the fuck out of them.
Everyone knows that to make sure you stake your claim right, gotta Slap A Sticker on 'em. They'll never forget you.
by JoohnseyBoy78 June 10, 2021
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Spiritual Slap

When you’re headed down a shitty path in life and get slapped with a spiritual awakening.
Shit I was just trying to live it up with a little vodka and meth, and then I got a spiritual slap with an out of body experience.
by AmyLane September 11, 2023
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Glizzy Slap

When you and your homie and going to town on a woman and she grabs both your glizzy's at the same time and smacks them together causing the Glizzy Slap
"Me and my homie, were going to town on a girl last night. Was fun and games till she grabbed both our glizzy's and did the ol' faithful Glizzy Slap"
by BrodieJF May 11, 2021
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Slapping patties

otherwise known as bumpin uglies, or taking the one-eyed yogurt slinger into the depths.
Those old farts are slapping patties.
by Jake the Snake from Penn. January 28, 2011
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