cancer hooker

One who sells their body to make-a-wish to help kids with cancer get laid before the die

“Where do you work now?”
“I’m helping the kids! I’m a cancer hooker!”

by Paul Phinebaum June 4, 2021

Cancerous

When something is sooo good, yet bad at the same time. Or something being sooo good, but having a bad outcome.

This tv show is cancerous. It’s so good that i couldn’t peel myself away! I literally did nothing all weekend, willingly ignoring all chores, because prying myself away from it, even for a few minutes, was just too unbearable.

This tv show is so cancerous! Its so terrible, that it makes it good.

This cake is so cancerous because I want to eat the entire thing! But I shouldn’t. But totally could.

This cigarette is cancerous as heck! Its so addicting and good that i cant stop. And its so bad, because its LITERALLY cancerous! 🤯

That tv show is cancerous!

This cake is cancerous!
These cigarettes are cancerous.

by Bit€hBeeHunny November 7, 2022

Rebecca And Terry Alan Crews is Cancer And Herpes.

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Person 0: Rebecca And Terry Alan Crews is Cancer And Herpes.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

Cancer

When someone is simply a degenerative disease, by the way they interact with others. Some might be cancer due to their lack of coherence, high level of cringe and super annoying. They make you feel so sick because of a cocktail of emotions. All in all, cancer people are simply SUPER cringe worthy beings.

Wow Bobo was talking to me yesterday... It was so cancer

by Matt McJesus December 17, 2017

Cancer botherer

(N) person who comes around to have tea/coffee with cancer patient and leaves all the dirty dishes and rubbish for the spouse to clean up.

I see a cancer botherer has been here.

by Iainism October 1, 2019

Cancer

Poeple who submit dead and unfunny memes

You are a fat piece of cancer kill you're self

by Kysbitchhopeyoudiepsiysmeguys July 2, 2018

Lactose Cancer

Lactose Cancer is an extreme Variant of Lactose Intolerance. People who have it can get diarrhea through only smelling milk.

His Lactose Cancer killed him after eating that yoghurt which stood in his room for days.

by JoJo Pukkie October 21, 2023