Table knockers

(n) a pepper so spicy that results in one pounding the table while it’s being consumed.

While eating hot wings 2 friends discussed the level of spicyness

“OMG dude, I got me a table knocker”

Or

“ this pepper it sure is a table knocker”
Or

“Let’s get us some table knockers”

by Hydrasia August 15, 2018

Table guy

Someone who sits down at the table and tells those around him all the things they have done with their life but no one really cares.

All Abraham talks about is about how many girls he gets, what a table guy.

by Don’t ask questions🤫 November 6, 2018

Table

Why did you search for table

Get Timothy on the table and get the knife.

I don’t think Timothy likes tables.

Strap Timothy to the table!

by Ankmamma November 14, 2018

Table

A thing to put your drank on and it usually has 4 legs even though it can't walk

let's drank at that table

by Slurp juice November 28, 2018

Tabley

A tablet only better

"I do Duolingo on my Tabley" -Eñizabeth Brodersen

by mwahahahahahahahah December 2, 2018

tableslayer

Someone who is involved in the violent destruction of a table

“ Do you see that guy over there, I heard he broke someone's table, he’s a tableslayer

by Tableslayer05 December 31, 2018

table

a magic device that makes you fly on command

a magic table makes me fly on command

by skyler blood February 20, 2019