tablecloth

Slang for the goverment. It's not normally used in a positive tense. Used in the System of a Down song "BYOB"

They feed us lies from the tablecloth!

by ApathyOhMe May 24, 2005

Tabby

A nickname used to refer to a Thick Ass Bitch (TAB).

Bro, look at Tabby right there. How tf she fit all that in her pants?! Damn!

by dondemarco December 22, 2020

Table Captain

Person that sits on the small side of the table at a restaurant and orders for everyone.

On a 4 x 8 table for 7 the person that sits on the 4 foot side is the table captain

by Blood Spartan July 20, 2007

tabithong

sexiest blonde, tall, also known as taboo

Me: Hey Tabithong!
Tabithong: That's me babe!
Me: Lookin hot sugarlumps!

by ginger bonitaa$ December 19, 2009

Tabbitha

Addictive, Angelic, Magical, Obsessive

Every thought about her is tabbitha

by Senthil November 11, 2012

sour tabs

License plate tabs that are very old and expired. Most people's sour tabs are over a month expired because they are too broke to afford new ones.

Duder 1: "Fuck dude I got a ticket today."

Duder 2: "For what?"

Duder 1: "My tabs. They expired last month."

Duder 2: "Damn dude! Those are some sour tabs. I been telling you to get them shits for weeks now."

by westfalia January 8, 2010

Pulling a Tabby

Starting an argument for no reason. Just trying to draw attention to him/her self.

Your suppose to be sweat to me. Not the other way around. Pulling a Tabby

by Hairy_Thighs- April 20, 2017