Navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard

When a man has sexual relations with a girls neck fat (mountains) while wearing a condom for protection (St. Bernard).

Damn bro, I met this chick at the bar and she had so much neck fat that I had to navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard.

by Ortsac and Punum July 09, 2009

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Secret Mountain Fort Awesome

A new cartoon on Cartoon Network.

The characters are monsters called Disgustoids.

The show revolves mostly around gross+stupid humor.
Ages 7-10....

Bleh. If you saw it, go wash your eyes out.

Kid 1: Dude did you watch the new episode of SMFA?
Kid 2: yes, it's very stupid.

Girl 1: Secret Mountain Fort Awesome is soooo stupid.
Girl 2: Agreed.

by mxrlovaforevs August 06, 2011

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Mountain view high school

A high school in Mountain view arkansas that is the dead center of the teen sex capitol of the world. Where everyone wants to fuck everyone else and all the girls want a cock in them so bad and it is hoter then the devil's ass.And people come from miles around to get some teen ass.

Mountain view high school is hoter then the devil's ass.

by Deep blue 2012 August 11, 2010

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bradshaw mountain high school

giant shit hole where a lot of douche bags graduate from. if you wanna hook up with a nasty girl with multiple venereal diseases this is the high school you want to go to.

C.J. is a Bradshaw Mountain High School graduate, if you come in contact with her genitals you should kill yourself asap before you die a horrible painful death from AIDS.

by aquerius gayballs September 11, 2008

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Mountain Dew Tradwife

Mountain Dew Tradwife, or MDT for short, is an ultra christian propaganda project. Created in 2001, after the September 11 attacks, commonly known as 9/11, to protect the US citizens, MDT has been known to the public thanks to some controversies regarding it’s instagram DMs.
« I hate minorities », MDT texted in a pornographic group chat fetishizing people with dwarfism (its ok tho she’s just a silly girl).

I’ve been targeted by Mountain Dew Tradwife: Im going to hand myself.

Mountain Dew Tradwife is blond

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by IwillMunchOnYourCorpse July 24, 2022

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