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Mary Katherine Ham

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She likes ham
Friend: Hey look that's PewDiePie

Me: Actually , that's Mary Katherine Ham
by MyDadBeatsMe May 19, 2019
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Wet ham sandwich

A person who is useless at everything. They have no talent, no job and no self respect.
"Man, Robert is such a Wet ham sandwich."
Robert: *Does nothing because he is a Wet ham sandwich.*
by A INTILLEKTUAL June 25, 2018
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Ham Sandwich

A person of which that would be eaten, like a ham sandwich, by higher class people in case of an end-of-the-Earth situation. In other words: a low class loser.
Student #1: Geez! That kid over there still has not done his end-of-the-year presentation and it was due 3 days ago.

Student #2: He's the ham sandwich of the class. Don't worry about him.
by jackson4502 June 10, 2011
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Green eggs and Ham

1. One of if not THE most famous Dr. Seuss books where Sam I am tries to get this one guy to eat green eggs and ham and ends up loving it. So basically the message is "if something looks weird at least try it"

2. Some retarded sexual position/move made up by people with no lives on urban dictionary because they think they are either clever/funny
1. I will not eat green eggs and ham I will not eat them in a box and I will not eat them with a fox

2. In the green eggs and ham the male ...
by thatguywhomadethedefinition February 14, 2010
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thin sliced ham

Tight vagina
synonyms: tight
antonyms: see roastbeefer
that chick was so tight she was almost the thin sliced ham
by rumproast September 19, 2004
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Dirty Ham Slapper

The act of slapping Woman's genital region or vagina. Can also be a form of masturbation. Normally is used in reference to a whore or slut who is pleasured a lot by this form of masturbation.
by Anonymous Gunman January 2, 2010
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rotten ham wallet

When a penis gets stuck in between a set of anal cheeks.
Holden and Sandra were having sex

when there was a rotten ham wallet.
by Tyrone the black stereotype April 17, 2014
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