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Confederate States of America 

A rebellion led by rich, southern plantation owners and politicians against the Federal Government of the United States of America.

The main cause of this rebellion was, first and foremost, slavery. The Union (another name for the U.S) was slowly becoming more and more abolitionist in the 1800's, and as a result the Southern elite felt the need to disregard any basic human decency they had left and fight for the enslavement of millions of African Americans. This was the main reason the Southern states seceded. Things like "States rights" and tariffs are secondary reasons and were very minimal compared to slavery.

In late 1860, numerous states in the deep south announced their secession from the Union after the election of Abraham Lincoln. Despite being an abolitionist, Lincoln pledged not to interfere with slavery in the South. The southern elite, however, ignored this and militias fired on numerous federal forts and properties throughout 1861, one such being Fort Sumter in North Carolina, which marked the beginning of the American Civil War.

The war would go on for 4 years, ending in 1865 with General Lee's surrender to General Grant.
Look at those idiots waving the confederate flag. I bet they couldn't even spell "Confederate States of America".
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united states of america

A piece of land below Canada and above Mexico. Leave all the political bullshite out of it and that is just what it is, a piece o' land.
Jane: uh, what's that place above Mexico called again???
Carl: the united states of america
The art of making facebook statuses that are valuable to your friends and not annoying.

A practicer of statusry is a statustician.
"97% won't repost this" because it's an awful example of statusry. I bet you have individual ideas to express, creatively and clearly.
statusry by Astrapto June 9, 2011

statutory rape 

The act of fucking someone who is under 18 (When your 18+) - quite ILLEGAL and common in USA. Quite LEGAL and common in Japan.
Need I say more?........................
statutory rape by RANDOM DUDE November 22, 2004

Statistical Extraploitation 

To exploit a sports statistic by extrapolating it over an entire season, despite a tiny sample size. This is wildly popular on the second day of the Major League Baseball season.
D-Bag: Hey did you see the opener yesterday? Soriano hit two home runs. Christ, if he keeps that up he'll hit 324 home runs this year!!

Guy#2: And if you keep your Statistical Extraploitations up, you'll be more of a D-bag.

Statute of LOL Mutations 

An undefined period of time in which an internet asset that which was once funny, is no longer humorous.
IM Conversation:

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude, check out this link!"

Pwn Rivers: *clicks link*

Internet: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you..."

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude you totally just got RICKROLL'D!!!11"

Pwn Rivers: "That old gag isn't funny anymore. The Statute of LOL Mutations ran out long ago. FAIL."