To make a public jackass of one's self, then repeatedly apologize for it ad nauseum until nobody wants to listen to you anymore. From Mark Sanford, Governor of South Carolina, during his unfortunate public indiscretion.
Tiger Woods is on the verge of Sanfordizing himself.
by caseyst February 19, 2010
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1. To be trapped in a meeting by one's boss. This meeting involves the boss wearing dresses and talking to you without crossing her legs. It usually takes place at the top of the stairs in front of a mirror while the employees are trying to escape the visual.
2. A type of punishment for being a good employee. Usually accompanied by a cheap bottle of sweet rosé.
1. To be trapped in a meeting by one's boss. This meeting involves the boss wearing dresses and talking to you without crossing her legs. It usually takes place at the top of the stairs in front of a mirror while the employees are trying to escape the visual.
2. A type of punishment for being a good employee. Usually accompanied by a cheap bottle of sweet rosé.
BOSS: "Gather around me girls! Let's staff meet!"
Girl 1: "Jesus Lord. Not again!"
Girl 2: "She's scratching her crotch too" :(
Girl 3: *walks in* "What's going on?"
Girl 2: We were just staff met.
Girl 1: "Jesus Lord. Not again!"
Girl 2: "She's scratching her crotch too" :(
Girl 3: *walks in* "What's going on?"
Girl 2: We were just staff met.
by why.me July 16, 2011
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When an employer/boss of a company goes crazy and employs loads of people in a short amount of time for no apparent reason.
-"Dude, Dave's gone staff crazy!"
-"I know right, yesterday i saw three trainees and today i saw another five new guys at the cafeteria. That shit cray!"
-"I know right, yesterday i saw three trainees and today i saw another five new guys at the cafeteria. That shit cray!"
by thegrizzelybear March 3, 2012
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Orbit replies: Maybe if you stan loona you wouldn't have broke your foot *insert clip of eclipse by kim lip*
Orbit replies: Maybe if you stan loona you wouldn't have broke your foot *insert clip of eclipse by kim lip*
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God.
by Stan Stanford May 16, 2019
Get the Stan Lee mug.A sick and twisted place where sadists run rampant. If you sit down on one of the toilets, odds are you’ll be picking up 3 different strains of aids. The male population of the school is made up of ugly red necks, cringe rich boys, and kids that pretend like they’re from the ghetto. The females are snobby, fake, and most are complete hypocrites. The topic of conversation amongst peers is usually shit-talking because everyone is so bored with their own lives that the only way they find joy is from tearing others down. The AP’s are corrupt and abusive towards the students. They don’t give enough time between classes for you to even get your books together and then there’s a massive staircase that you have to run up and down the entire day. Most people spend more time exercising between classes than at actually P.E. Because all we do during class are “instant activities.” All the P.E. Teachers are out of shape, they’re rude and entitled and lazy. Most teachers aren’t even informed on the class they’re meant to be teaching. Nearly every female that attends switches to online school by their junior year because of how impossible it is to learn there.
Person 1: What high school did you go to?
Person 2: Stafford Senior High School
Person 1: oh.. I’m sorry to hear that
Person 2: Stafford Senior High School
Person 1: oh.. I’m sorry to hear that
by pandaganjaweed April 17, 2019
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