suicide

something a loser does when he has no friends,girls reject him,gets his ass kicked by all the cool people because the loser sucks and has no life and because the cool people are superior to him in every way.He tries to make a big show about it by jumping off a building to see if anyone will care when they don't and laugh when his ugly face hits the pavement.if he suceeds he goes to hell to burn for eternity and no one will attend his funeral.if he fails he will be arrestedand sent to prison where he'll get raped,beat up,stabed,tortured,and bullied for the rest of his pitiful existence.

loser:im gonna commit suicide!
cool people:jump jump jump jump!!!!
loser jumps and dies
cool people laugh,cheer, and make out
loser's funeral
no ones there
reverend:fuck this i'm gonna have sex with my hot wife
which this loser would never get.he's going to hell anyway.
school, days later
everything is better since that loser commited suicide

Suicide is funnier than all the best stand-up comedians combined.

by loserh8r December 10, 2008

suicide hit

Shot gunning yourself while smoking a special substance by blowing your smoke into a bag or container and re-inhaling the smoke.

My friend blew her smoke into a zip lock bag and took a suicide hit to the head.

by Doctor L October 19, 2008

suicide cd

A compilation cd made for an ex girlfriend/boyfriend that creates strong suicidle thoughts by jilted ex boyfriend/girlfriend.

Bob," I made a suicide cd for Jane , I hope that bitch chooses the final solution" . LOL

by Jesbat April 18, 2010

Suicide Thirty

The time of day where the realest get together to create a mix of fountain drinks--a suicide. It is most common for this to take place while working at a restaurant where you have access to fountain soda. The act is done at the bottom of each hour, and a third party decides who has created the better drink, and that person reigns supreme untill the next suicide thirty.

Josh: "Hey Jason, do you happen to know what time it is?"

::clock reads 4:30::

Jason: "Yeah, its suicide thirty, time for me to defend the title."

by Leek88 September 9, 2012

Suicide day

A day or period in school where everything sucks.

Student1: Is it a suicide day in biology?
Student2: yeah, you'll be getting a LOT of work.

by PH03NIX April 30, 2014

selfie suicide

A retarded trend mostly done by emo's that involves the person taking a picture of themselves as a meaningless martyrdom attention seeking act before they kill themselves and then they get their idiot friends to post it on internet websites like 4chan.com.

John got out his smartphone and took a gun to his while taking a picture of himself before he did the selfie suicide and then had his friend Jane post it on 4chan.com.

by superbipolar420 March 4, 2016

Fake suicide bomber

Some dude that goes around throwing their backpack at random people and running away. These people will often go around wearing turbans and middle eastern clothing so they look like a terrorist. they often will shout allah u akbar incorrectly and post there prank on youtube this has become a trend called the terrorist bombing prank and you can see this crap on youtube.

Just go on youtube to see a fake suicide bomber.

by poop the man November 27, 2017