Spunky Dunkers

Cookies dunked into cum instead of milk and then eaten

Bitches love eating spunky dunkers!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007

spunky biscuit

A party game in which a group of men jerk off onto a biscuit, and the last person to cum has to eat it.

Awe shucks, i've lot the game of spunky biscuit, and I have to eat it!

by samuel1234567 March 2, 2008

Sunk

A transition state of being drunk and sober. More often than not, this is felt after a 3, 4, more day binge when the user has become adapt to a drunkness state making him/her sunk and lost until the sunkness passes.

Kristen: "Ever since Brian had his birthday he has been drinking."
Ryan: "Yeah, I know, I saw him yesterday at lunch eating and I'm pretty sure he's sunk of his ass.

by Ryan Nehring May 24, 2007

skunk job

When you are banging someone from behind, pull out and leave a stripe of semen down someone's back... leaving a jizz line like a skunk's stripe.

Tony was banging Maria from behind when he pulled out and gave her a skunk job!

by Sancherino December 20, 2008

Adult Spank

When you are verbally reprimanded as an adult (typically at work, can be publicly or privately) and you feel humiliated like you did when you were a kid and were spanked.

My boss is such a douche, he adult spanked me at the meeting, and I had to take a dignity day.

by Valkyrie5683 July 30, 2009

Slunk

A large carnivorous land mammal often described as a radioactive trash gorilla. Most commonly known for eating anything that most normal humans couldn't and being prone to fits of sloth like rage. Its main diet consists of Luke warm spam and fleeing cockroaches.

"Yo you know that Slunk that lives under the bridge?"
"Oh yeah, you mean Tony. I know that dude. I saw him eat a live cat once!"
"Word?"

by WopBottom October 27, 2016

Spank the monkey

An American state sport, in other words, jacking off. Numerous other ways of saying this include Beating the meat, playing the devil’s fiddle (for you Christian white guys).

Viktor: Dude, you gotta come see this photo of Mia Khalifa!
James: Gimme a sec, I’m gonna go spank the monkey...

by Goddamnit James February 7, 2018