both sides of Christmas

To give AND to receive or the other way of around...
to receive AND to give. Usually about fellatio and cunnilingus.

"So you got head?"
"Yeah, both sides of Christmas!"
"So, did she like it, too?"

by Hehehehehe I'm naughty December 19, 2007

Cosmic Spider

The act of allowing a large spider to run up and down the shaft causing stimulation until climex is reached; thus rocketing the spider into the cosmos.

I gave that daddy long legs a wicked cosmic spider last night.

by Arachnophiliacs September 24, 2011

Morman Spider

A male spider that has many females spiders that he has sex with. Can have have a large hairy spider penis that its uses to run for president.

-Man, Mitt Romney is such a Morman Spider!

-Gee Billy you sure have sex with alot of women you are like a Morman Spider

by Soon Soon Soon November 20, 2013

Jack sides

Normally a guy who will fall in love with Eliza’s and make her chase him then she falls out of love and goes for rusty and Louis and she once liked brock redden but now she hates him

“Who’s that guy over there” “oh that’s jack sides too bad we can’t have him his got his eyes on lil Brando”

by Lil grasp June 11, 2019

Reverse Spider-Man

When a girl is jacking off a guy, and he cums in her hand, she throws the cum into his face and yells “Go web shooter!”

He thought it was going to be a special night, jokes on him. He got reverse Spider-Man’d

by Casemurai November 8, 2019

black of spades

A magician term for the best of the best.
Derived from the idea that the ink that colors in the spade makes the spade.

Did you see that guys sleight of hand?
No.
Exaaaactly he's that good
He's a black of spades

by This guy! May 23, 2016

Playing on both sides

Having anal sex along with regular f*cking, similar to DP

"Jim, I hate playing on both sides, it really hurts."

by Gimothy May 3, 2018