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Sleep sandwiching

Sleep sandwiching is a form of sleep walking involving the making of a sandwich. It is most commonly a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The afflicted will have no memory of the event come morning. They may also seem slightly dazed or confused.

WARNING: Do not attempt to wake the afflicted individual. As with any form of sleep walking, it can be highly dangerous and traumatic to do so. Sleep sandwichers will often be extremely defensive of their sandwich and the waker may be putting themselves in harms way.

Possible side effects of sleep sandwiching include greater variation in weight, morning grogginess, increased reports of hauntings, and very very confused housemates, who do not understand how the peanut butter ended up in the bathroom.
My brother suffers from chronic sleep sandwiching.
by HeyCrazyLady December 12, 2017
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Sleep Laziness

The period of feeling where you've stayed up WAY past your natural sleeping time, and you feel like you're going to start nodding off, but you're too lazy to go into your actual bed.
2 sleeping in obviously uncomfortable position at desk
1 : "Hey 3, why is 2 sleeping like that?"
3 : "He stayed up too late last night and just passed out like that, everyone agrees that he really needs to work on his sleep laziness."
by Shiicloud July 8, 2011
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Sleep life

When you do something in your dreams, for example, like start crying and you wake up actually crying. It's basically an event in which your dreams really do come true.
Man I swear my sleep life is happening more often then my real life. I was using the restroom in my dream and I woke up with piss in my sheets... It was embarrassing.
by Lady Leo June 29, 2014
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ho to sleep

apparently a phrase used by gulab jaman (or by his clients). its a very derogatory and slutty way of telling a person to go to sleep. (can be slutty for the one saying the word, or for the one being said to)
ho to sleep u damn shrut!
ho to sleep i gotta work at “daminos” and sell my “marinera”!
by YorkMSABrozzers October 10, 2020
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Sleeping Beauty

“ Sleep is Beauty and Beauty is the beast
REFERS TO SLEEPING BEAUTY
I have no idea I just said somethinge and it sounded deep
by cb_14 September 6, 2021
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Sleep inertia

A result of not having social commitments that you care about, leading to a lack of fomo which makes you revert to a human's natural state of sleeping for hours on end.
"I slept for 12 hours last night and I'm still tired?"
"Yup probably cause of sleep inertia."
by Calkimchi September 6, 2015
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Team no sleep

A term used by people who stay up several days or for long periods because they used meth.
Jennifer was representing team no sleep lastnight.
by Theresponsibledruggie November 25, 2018
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