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Me:Its bad for your brain it is mentally retarded but helps you decide how to kill your self because of all that math

Teacher: School is for you to learn and to be educated for life to know what to do when you grow up.
"School is hell to me." I said
by Imcoolman242 June 12, 2018
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School is a place where u learn things that matter. I'm fucking joking of course. Not a single thing that you Learn in school will actually help you in the real world. The so called 'teachers' are just there for the money and the fact that it makes them feel like they have some sort of power towards children. The office staff are all boomers that act like they forgot their medication. The principal does nothing. Oh and there always that one teacher who thinks he's in charge but isn't.
"Hey what did you learn at school today?"
"How important it is to leave on time"
by Realworld-Defonitions November 27, 2019
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School is a another word used to describe hell. This "hell" has five stages. The first stage is known as homeroom, In this stage you are forced to acknowledge your existence in the hell. You are very commonly put with other people in this stage. The 2nd stage is called "period 1" This sage is randomized between over 5 different mental torture methods the most common Torture method to be put on this level is called math. The 3rd stage is called "period 2" this level is also randomized each day. The 4th stage is called "period 3" this one is also randomized, the most common is P.E AKA physical education. And Finally the last stage, period 4 this stage is considered one of the less painful stage because its the closest to being released form the hell. This stage is also randomized each day.
SCHOOL sucks

SCHOOL is a pain

SCHOOL stresses me out
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Kara: what is school?
15 year old sister: frickin hell
by Sick sick man April 20, 2020
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Some building that is some thing like hell that kids have to go through for all of their childhood that teaches you nothing but give anxiety, depression, stress and more I don’t know how people came up with it but they probably were high
Hey see that thing that looks like hell that’s school
by That idoit October 23, 2020
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The shitty hellhole that is “education”. You wake up at around 7 to get to school by 8, get dressed, eat breakfast (or not) then go to school. First period is engineering because you were really “smart” and got into an ap class, then you get a homework assignment that, after learning how to sketch 3 months before, has 48 isometric sketches for us to make orthometric sketched of. IN ONE NIGHT. then you go to math, Hey kid do this assignment and then do twenty long division problems.

“But i have a calculator on my phone,” he says.

“Well you need to learn to do it without cheating” she replied.

“ I know how to do it i just don’t think writing numbers is a good way to spend my childhood, i would much rather plan my future or you know, GET A JOB or i don’t know maybe do SOMETHING GOOD WITH MY LIFE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I WENT TO SCHOOL
School is the best way to waste 14 years of your life on homework and things that don’t matter unless you are becoming a world renounced mathematician
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