Smoke and Slide

To get someone stoned so you can bone them. Usually where they would not do it with you.

"I called Beth over for a Smoke and Slide"

by Tried it and Liked it December 31, 2008

Smoke a load

One who smokes a large amount of marijuana at one time.

Derives from "he is smoking a shit load"

Where is Billy at?
He went outside to smoke a load
OK I'll see him later

by KeriAC August 30, 2009

Smokers Skin

When someone has alot of acne on there face from smoking too much weed and getting to sweaty all the time.

"Woah thats alot of acne"
"be nice man she must have rolled up alot
of joints, thats smokers skin"

by chickenheadid May 26, 2010

Smoke a joint

Get high and turn into the sun then be reincarnated as the moon and crash into eatth

Imma smoke a joint

by Yourmotherishomosexuality November 17, 2020

hickory smoked minute clinic

(Disclaimer): Can only be performed when fucking after a barbecue.

The hickory smoked minute clinic is performed by taking the leftover, uncooked hickory smoked bacon (from the barbecue) and first wrapping it around your dick. Once this action is completed you may proceed to take your meat covered cock and pork your girlfriend for exactly one minute. As soon as you pull out you must take the uncooked bacon and make her eat it exactly how it is.

"Yo I just saw Redneck Sam give that girl a Hickory Smoked Minute Clinic behind the Grill!"

by TheRealPD February 3, 2015

Dick smoker

When people act, say, or do something really gay AND stupif

(A guy does something dumb)

Are you smokin on some dick?!
What type of dick are you smoking?!
Are you a dick smoker?!

by T_Dawg_69 May 9, 2019

Full McKowski Smokehouse

Much like the beloved Cleveland steamer, this sexual act involves deficating on your partners chest, but instead of rubbing it about, you spread the feacal matter all over their body

Eh, Steve! You know Anny from AP calculus? i gave her the hottest full McKowski smokehouse in the WORLD!

by C.D. And M.C. July 14, 2009