mofo-redneck

a motherfucking redneck who drinks beer every night and jumps off roofs into tacks and fire.

i hate steve.

who is he?
that mofo-redneck from sales.

oh! he tried to asstesticle me yesterday.

ME TOo

by hairypickle November 13, 2011

redneck prince

A man who drives a chevy truck, hunts deer and fishes. Also enjoys mudbogging and is always down for beer. Always wears camo in some form

Aw shit Caroline, that boy in that chevy is such a redneck prince.

by Jimmybobjonesy June 15, 2016

redneck refill

The act of filling an old gas station soda cup with a 25 ounce Natty Light Big One.

I was getting so hammered driving around with my redneck refill.

by Bigmoneybenny January 26, 2023

Redneck paintjob

When you have sex doggy-style and ejaculate on a girl's back in the bed of a pickup truck.

"I gave Heather the ol' redneck paintjob last night"

"Yeehaw!"

by Lithostoic March 1, 2016

Redneck Roomba

Duct Tape

Carl, use the redneck roomba

by ShadowHex January 1, 2018

Redneck Crazy

When anyone has disrespected you in ANY kind of way, whether you caught your girlfriend cheating or some random chick has made a rude comment to you in a bar full of people. It usually with something getting broken and someone, besides the "crazy" person, bleeding from the ass whippin' they got.

An alternate meaning would be when a wild redneck gets drunk and attempts to do something outrageously stupid(because we have better sense when we're sober) that hardly ever ends well and is usually right after the person says "Hold my beer and watch this!"

Stacey got redneck crazy on that girl that came in here trying to act stupid! I bet she'll know next time!

Hank had to go to the hospital last night because he got redneck crazy and tried to use the power line as a zip line.

by IM28up4U! December 9, 2024

redneck cannoli

What people raised in the South or Midwest call a Twix bar

I can’t believe that house is handing out redneck cannolis again for Halloween.

by Gator Evan November 2, 2023