Redneck bidet

Carefully pinching your anus as a log is dropping to create a splash, creating enough of a splash to clean your asshole

Went drinking last night and I’m stuck at work w/ swamp ass
on a 12 hour shift w/ no baby wipes , just had to do a redneck bidet

by Falkowitz December 8, 2020

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Redneck Enginenuaty

When a white person makes their own tools.

This half car half truck is some redneck Enginenuaty.

by DenSum December 25, 2020

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A Redneckyogi loves America, supports following the American Constitution, lives by simple Christian Values as discovered through the Bible and is in the process of Self Healing and Self Realization, as discovered through the Vedas.

That guy must be a Redneckyogi.
He bought me breakfast when I asked for a buck and then he went to sit on a bench for so long and so quiet...I got bored and left...lol.

by Firethorn December 26, 2020

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Redneck

Being redneck ain’t just wearing camo, driving a big ass truck, and listening to country music. Being a redneck is about loyalty and respect. Rednecks also don’t only listen to country, we listen to rock and rap too. And it also ain’t driving a huge ass truck. What about the rednecks who drive $1200 Hondas and New Edge Mustangs? They exist too. And ah yes camo, it also ain’t only camo. We wear Jordans, Under Armour shirts, North Face, Columbia, and basically everything else. Don’t be a fake redneck who has a gay looking jacked up haircut. Be a real redneck.

Bahaha! Look at Ryan😂 Thinks he’s a redneck just because he has that jacked up haircut and posts Snapchat stories with his shirt off.

by Yippie kay yay December 29, 2020

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