Premature Ewishulator

Celebrating a person's birthday or wishing well early of the actual midnight date of the birthday in question.

Birthday Person's Friend: Happy Birthday Man!

Birthday Person: Thanks Jackass, It's only 9:30.

Other Friend: What a Premature Ewishulator.

by Aleava Malone March 25, 2011

Primary Amoebic Meningoencephalitis (Naegleria)

What Foreman had on that one episode of House in season 2.

Cameron: Your son has Primary Amoebic Meningoencephalitis (Naegleria)

by House M.D. May 21, 2011

Premature Minimization

Closing an open computer Window prior to finishing a form or timed operation. Causing you to have to start all over.

No, I didn't finish my Online exam, I missed five questions because of premature minimization. The window closed and I had to close five other screens before I could get it back.

by DjLimitless2 May 21, 2011

premature e-rapture-lation

Over excitement concerning the 'rapture' (5/11/2011) that leads to prematurely spewing irrational behavior.

John sold his house, cashed in his 401k, left his wife and headed to the mountains because he thought the end was near. Sounds like a case of premature e-rapture-lation.

by jimivox June 16, 2011

premature elabelation

Being socially stereo-typed while online. Before someone actually meets you, they already know what they think about you due to email, sms, dating sites, etc. They prematurely 'e' label you.

"Ooh look at that girl, the picture doesn't show, but she looks like the kind of girl that has a fat ass!"

"It seems that everyone on this blog is a complete dumbass, especially that guy!" "Yeah, that's premature elabelation, but you're prolly right!" haha

by DJ-9 December 10, 2011

Premature esendulation

Hitting the "send" button before you really intended to.

Sorry my text/email didn't make sense...it was another case of premature esendulation.

by Fogan McSchmogan July 21, 2011

premature deplanetation

The act of NASA downgrading Pluto from a planet to a "dwarf planet" (whatever THAT is) prematurely then finding yet another moon orbiting it. The act of premature deplanetation caused all science textbooks and supplemental teaching materials published prior to 2006 to be obsolete. However, with this fourth moon discovery, could Pluto regain it's glory as a full fledged planet?

Joe: Dude, can you believe that Pluto is not a planet? Now I can't teach my kids that mnemonic device "My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas" to learn the planets.

Mike: Don't worry, Bro. I heard NASA is experiencing some premature deplanetation since they discovered Pluto has a fourth moon.

by Miss Gradenko July 21, 2011