Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks into your room to try and wake you up.

My sister tried to wake me up, but i was caught porn handed and my sister was scared

by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016

porn hour

The hour your internet speeds go to shit because everyone is looking at porn.

"Why won't this video load?"
"It's porn hour bro"

by Bhesh November 23, 2015

porn rage

What happens when an individual is looking at porn and their service is too slow or the content doesn't head in the direction they had hoped. They become frustrated and experience porn rage.

Dude, that frickin' website you told me about totally sucked. It gave me porn rage.

by LE531AN June 23, 2016

porn pregame

When you look up pornography with the intent of pleasuring yourself to it later that day.

I got bored before my last lecture so I decided that some porn pregame was in order.

by FadedTemplar April 21, 2017

Porn Gainz

When you get swole solely from masturbation. While some may go to the gym to get huge arms, someone with porn gainz gets huge arms from touching themselves. It is like the natural shake weight of the body.

Guy 1: holy shit how to you get so swole

Guy 2: its all in the porn gainz man, just wank it 3 times a day to get killer guns like these

by Swellville August 5, 2017

porn pretty

A descriptive of a woman who is not really all that attractive, but good enough to get the the job done.

Points to a significant number of porn actresses who are just average-looking when on the street, but...Hey! Who cares! They're naked and ready to go!

Jealous Jessica: What's with that skank with the booty shorts?!? She's not that pretty!

Dirk the Jerk: Of course she is! She's porn pretty!

by The Man With A Third Leg September 12, 2017

porn truffle

The articles of printed pornography found by chance in woods and waste ground by British children in the pre-internet age.

Where'd you get that mucky mag?

It's a porn truffle I found down in the woods.

by Jambo Tallahassee January 1, 2018