Poon

A man/male whom is so desperate for love of the opposite sex licks ladies' bike seats.

You are so desperate, you poon!

by [Judge] February 8, 2003

Lele pons

One of the best people in the whole entire world she will make u pee yourself while laughing and she makes u happy even through the most difficult times and she has great vibes and a awesome personality

Lele pons is the best u should be more like her

by Crayrae1415 December 10, 2017

Prone some poon

To engage in sexual intercorse.

Man i really need to prone me some poon tonight or im gonna go nuts.

by Knip owns Chris September 16, 2004

Poon

Being Silly

Oh silly sailor why are you being such a poon?

by Random John July 10, 2003

poon

To get one's ass kicked in a Game.
Also known as Power Owned.

Oh man this lizzy just pooned me!
Dude i sooo pooned you!

by Tarawen May 13, 2005

poon slang

A set of jargon invented by my friends and myself involving the word poon plus another word.

Poon slang was invented after a friend and I called a harpoon a poon for short. I found poon to be a very funny word and we have been making poon slang ever since

The poon slang clan ain't nothin' to fuck with.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005

Poon

An insult refering to one's physical strength or body size.

Liz is a poon.(If Liz is very skinny).

by G Money May 15, 2003