fart pipe Share definition Flag Ass Hole! The fart pipe is the Greek name for "Arse", as told by the ancient Egyptians in the times right before the fall of Rome. I will take a swipe at my wife's fart pipe, eventually moving into the "tapping of the brownstar" fart pipe by Freddy Cee April 8, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the fart pipe mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch