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bent pickle

Madison, Elizabeth and Makayla though Ben Foust was a bent pickle .
by Makayla and Jason April 28, 2017
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fart pickle

When you're having anal sex with someone, and they fart on your dick.
Seth: "Dude I was fucking makayla last night and she gave me a fart pickle!"
Connor: " Luckyyyy!"
by Connor&Seth November 15, 2017
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National Pickle Time Day

December first is officially a day where you put a pickle in your mouth sideways to resemble a mouth guard and take a picture of yourself and/or friends.
“Tony did you hear it’s National Pickle Time Day?” “Yeah I can’t wait to get home and stuff my mouth with pickles!”
by Tyler Scheidler December 1, 2021
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to be picked on

If someone is to be picked on they are also being bullied
'Jack you fat' is bullying as well as picking on someone
by elephant 133 February 12, 2015
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Religion of thy mighty pickle

The true religion worshiping the true gods, the deities of pickle. ALL HAIL THY MIGHT PICKLE FOR HE WILL ASSENT FROM THE DILL HELL AND RECLAIM HIS THRONE OF RIGHTEOUSNESS!!! But we shall show mercy to strays and teach them our ways. The straggots will be punished!!!(Look up that word in urban dictionary)
True worshiper: the religion of thy mighty pickle is truly legit

Sinner: please let me go, don’t hurt my family
True worshiper: fine, I will. But thy will suffer a worse punishment for when the pickle of might returns. I gave you chance to save yourself. But you will wait foolish MORTAL

(2 weeks later)
Sinner: ITS A HUGE PICKLE!!! MY KIDNAPPERS WERE RIGHT
Sinner’s wife: we are going to a shelter of pickle worship with my sister and her kids. We will learn the pickle ways and be saved, but we will be servants for a brief amount of time. But that is fair. We are so grateful for there generosity and forgiveness to all.
Sinner’s son: Oh pickle, mighty pickle of the sky, please forgive our dumb ways
Sinner’s other son: We are so grateful for the generosity of the pickle monks and forgiveness to us sinners and strays from might pickle.
Sinner’s daughter: For give us!
(They arrive at the church)

Pickle Monk 2: Hello! Welcome!
Pickle Monk 1: All hail might pickle, for we shall let you into our teaching shelter that was once a Catholic Church
True worshiper: you, sinner, was warned. Now you must face the punishment. But your family will be clean with mighty pickle ness.
The sinner slowly implodes and almost dies a horrible death but survives and must live the rest of their life with the pain

This is a good example of when there is no character limit (:
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Fuck a Pickle

A term you use when you fuck something up. It has nothing to do with fucking a pickle.
" fuck a pickle, I left something in my room" or " fuck a pickle!" (after dropping something.)
another would be "fuck a pickle, I forgot to order fried pickles"
by Tox1cEuphoria January 24, 2023
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