by roachatishamoniquashanika June 14, 2019
Get the period putamug. by Thiccpeach February 19, 2020
Get the Periodmug. "brit barbie... period ah period uh period ah period uh period ah period uh period ah period uh, i am period ah u are period uh, period ah period uh period ah period uh"
by homosexualhomo9379 September 25, 2022
Get the period ah period uhmug. by Dizzybuffalo1307 May 16, 2023
Get the Periodmug. It means you are not pregnant and your partners sperm did not fertilize an egg during your ovulation process so the blood that would have been used to hold your baby during pregnancy now sheds out the vagina and this hurts like a bitch. Only biological woman (an adult human female) with a uterus can experience a period, also known as a menstrual cycle. No biological man will ever know what it’s like to have a period and it’s pain you must endure.
“Omg Emily I’m not pregnant”
“How do you know oliv”?
“I just started my period I must tell my husband “
“How do you know oliv”?
“I just started my period I must tell my husband “
by anonymous January 4, 2024
Get the Periodmug. In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.
Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!
Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!
Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!
Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!
Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
by 2nd week of the month Steve July 28, 2011
Get the period dodgemug. I sat in my chair, and felt an odd sensation come out off my vagina. I went into the bathroom. I pulled down my pants and panties, and my underwear was dyed red with blood.
"Mom?" I said. " I'm bleeding in my vagina."
"OH. You got your period. Your body is getting ready to have a baby some day. Do you want to use pads or tampons?"
"Mom?" I said. " I'm bleeding in my vagina."
"OH. You got your period. Your body is getting ready to have a baby some day. Do you want to use pads or tampons?"
by That one kid ._. October 5, 2023
Get the Periodmug.