gamer girl pee

The ultimate gamer guy fuel. it revives the soul and refreshes the spirit. no man can drink enough. it it rare and to be valued above all other beverages. drink responsibly, as its intoxicating aura and taste can lead to an overwhelming desire to game for weeks on end.

gamer guy 1: hey got any gamer girl pee?
gamer guy 2: yeah i found 8 ounces on ebay for like 170 bucks.
gamer guy 1: ight lemme have some.
gamer guy 2: k here just take a sip.
gamer guy 1: *chugs the whole thing and fucking dies*

by bootlegtechno June 15, 2018

peeing out the bottom

Verb. When one has to pee and is wearing a pair of shorts with no zipper or buttons, rather than pulling down the top of his shorts and pulling his weiner over the waist of the shorts to pee, he chooses to pull his weiner out and pee by pulling the bottom of his shorts to one side.

Joe (standing next to and watching Tom pee at a public urinal): Yo brozay, what are you doing over there? Don't you just pull your shorts down to pee?"
Tom: "No man, this is soooo much easier. I'm peeing out the bottom. Much less of a hassle."

by stockman09 June 25, 2010

My eyes are peeing

When liquid seeps out of your eyes, a sarcastic comment when someone asks if you are crying

John: "Why are you crying? The story wasn't that sad!"

Mary: "I'm not crying, my eyes are peeing."

by Caroline43001 April 1, 2010

Pee my pants

Urinate in ones pants, making them wet. Normally out of either laughter or incontinence.

Seriously, I'm about to pee my pants.

by Zach G. October 27, 2003

Preemptive Pee Break

The act of going to the bathroom before your actually need to so that you do not have to go later.

Joe: I’m taking a preemptive pee break before the moive starts so I don’t miss the climax.

Tom: Good idea, I'm right behind ya man.

by Creativehandsnc August 23, 2009

Force Pee Disco

Forcing one more pee before going into the tent for the night at a festival. This should, in theory, allow one to squeeze a few more minutes of sleep before the bladder forces one to put on flip flops and schlepp to the toilets at 7:00AM.

Festival goer A: "Come on, man. Let's go to sleep."
Festival goer B: "Hold on. I'm gonna Force Pee Disco first."

by djtooshay August 12, 2010

pee on your nuts

A figurative term meaning to have a small penis. Usually used as an insult.

Tough guy #1: "I can bench press 275. What's up now?"
Tough guy #2: "Whatever man, I can clean 200!"
Tough guy #1: "Well I can do 20 pullups!"
Normal guy: "All right guys, quit arguing about whose dick is smaller. At the end of the day, you both still pee on your nuts."

by Nicholas D March 9, 2009