Fuck Smoke

When a man over the age of 60 ejaculates during sex and a huge cloud Of smoke blows out of his dick because he has not used it in years. Death usually occurs simultaneously, along with a large explosive bowel movement and a deathly deep cough causing the heart to explode

Oh god it’s horrible, frank died of fuck smoke last night, I told him he was too old for sex!

by John fstick December 1, 2019

smoking turkies

Slang for shooting turkies.

We gonna be smoking turkies in the woods tonight. We got nightvision, police scanners, tear gas, straps, bats, knives and all that gangsta shit.

by unlicensed BigGameHunter August 30, 2010

smoke the helmet

The art of sucking ones meat pipe until sweet release...

A bitch can't be trusted if she doesn't smoke the helmet

by D hops February 26, 2017

Rootbeer Smoke

When you use your bong and fill it with rootbeer instead of water for a clean, refreshing taste.

1. Hey man this bong water is getting rank. Aight, lets make a rootbeer smoke.

2. I say my dear Watson, this is the best rootbeer smoke ive had in a fortnight.

by Officer O'Reily May 13, 2005

smoke dog

A person from the middle east, usually of Indian (dot)origin

Man everytime I go in the store, that Ol Smoke Dog, is always watching me like Im ganna steal somthin..

Stinking dirty ass Smoke Dog, go home and work the help desk.

by Dingo Lunch January 15, 2008

smoking penises

fag

are smoking penises like a fag

by crippincaptain March 31, 2017

Smoking Banana

When someone says something stupid or irrelevant

Oh your smoking banana

by Callmegeraldd August 20, 2017