stuffy nuts

Comparable to a stuffy nose, but for your nuts. All clogged up and you need to blow it in order to feel better.

I have stuffy nuts, I havn't had sex in weeks.

by K.A.G February 2, 2014

Fog Nuts

A term typically used by stoners on camping trips to refer to the consumption of weed and trail mix simultaneously.

Pass the dank so I can turn my trail mix into fog nuts.

by dankster24 December 18, 2014

Tendo Nuts

1. When you have a fatty mass with tentacles growing around each of your testicles

2. Dressing your scrotum is Nintendo character apparel

1. "My doctor has to perform surgery to cure my Tendo Nuts."

2. "I was playing Mario Cart with this girl, we started making out, and I pulled out my Tendo Nuts."

by tendonuts June 12, 2014

DeeZ Nuts

A Word that a drunk kid used and is now quite famous over Deez Nuts

This Is Deez Nuts

by Jimmy Bop Poop December 15, 2015

Ligma nuts

Same thing as ligma balls. Ligma is a serious disease that kills people but is very rare.

Person 1 - Did you hear that Ninja died by Ligma?
Person 2 - No.
Person 1 - LIGMA NUTS/BALLS.

BUT SERIOUSLY LIGMA IS A DANGEROUS DISEASE.

by Rip Ninja July 23, 2018

dees nuts

A book by ITomFoolery

Dees nuts is funny

by wasd_wasd October 7, 2021

Pulsating nuts

Blue balls

Man she left me with pulsating nuts

by 6,4 kidd December 29, 2021