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lauren forcement

Derisive description of da policeman-like persona supposedly adopted by Ms. Bacall if you crossed her.
There is debate as to whether da former Mrs. Bogart truly "went all lauren forcement" anytime someone disagreed with her --- some people who knew her said dat she was actually very patient and dignified during many adversity-bearing situations.
by QuacksO July 11, 2024
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Lauren

Typically smells like ranch dressing unless you get her on a good day. She will often braid her hair with old potatoes and sniffs peoples buttholes on a whim. Cannot do anything except itch herself and breakout in hives.
Person: Have you seen Lauren!?
Me: No but I can smell her from here
by Dr. Cool with an H December 11, 2021
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Lauren Blow-bert

Nickname on Capital Hill for the incompetent and corrupt U.S. representative from Colorado's 4th District, who has been a disaster for both Colorado and our nation.
There goes Lauren Blow-bert again, giving out blow-me sandwiches to her mega rich donors.
by LaughingAloud December 11, 2025
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Ian and Lauren

The best couple you'll ever meet. They're such a good couple, other couples come for advice from them. Their sex life is fantastic and so is everything else. He's too big and she's too small but they make it work. They're so funny, and can make you smile any day of the week. They're both talented musically, he drums and she sings. They can do anything they put their minds too as long as they're together.
Is that Ian and Lauren? Theyre so happy and perfect for each other!
by KaratGreenstone September 21, 2021
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Lauren.

Me:Hey look it’s a circle
Friend:Nah bro that’s just a Lauren.
by Mardy_smarty March 9, 2021
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Laurens

A genuine gentleman. He is incredibly sweet, kind, talented, loving and very handsome. He has eyes that pierce straight into your soul. Laurens takes responsibility for his actions and apologizes even when it really doesn't matter because he respects women. Laurens might want you, but he is a mysterious person so you'll never really know.

As an avid music fanatic, he will have a lot of situation appropriate songs on his sleeve. Laurens will send you them, however he will never admit the lyrics have bigger meaning.
I'm not sure he means what he says. He's being such a Laurens.
by Santoinetta November 22, 2021
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Lauren

An amazing friend that is very confident and is always there for you when you need help. She is super pretty.
Lauren is so pretty.
by Kkbjhsdfgkkjhg April 19, 2022
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