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Have you seen Twilight?

(awkward silence)
"So, have you seen Twilight?"
"Yeah! I love that movie!"

"Hey baby, have you seen Twilight?"
"Yeah, you wanna be my Edward Cullen?"
by Anna Graham October 5, 2009
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gieco we have the meat

it means gieco will save u 15% or more off on meat insurance
i should use gieco we have the meat
by dogwaterkid March 25, 2021
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let's have a toast for the flowers

When you find your partner with another person on your anniversary, simply you find them cheating on you.
He walks into the house with random flowers to see his wife with his best friend, rather than lose control he goes to a bar.

""Let's have a toast for the flowers" he lifts his glass to the flowers in pity.
by Khalisse August 2, 2017
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you have the homo sex

some guy: lol you're bad
you: stfu you have the homo sex
by u have the gay November 8, 2018
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guys a have a real problem

i accidentally stapled my foreskin to my left testicle theres blood everywhere oh god oh fuck
guys a have a real problem please help
by powerful guy May 4, 2019
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I'm Never Having a Daughter

The phrase typically said by boys/men who have deep-rooted fears of never being able to properly parent a child, much less a child of the opposite gender due to insecurities with their upbringing.

These boys/men generally shrivel at the phenomenon of women expressing their level of comfort with their sexuality. They can often be found listening to hard rap and complaining to their squad about their difficulties finding a sexual partner.
Jake: "Bro, you see these hoes? I'm never having a daughter."
Connor: "Oh, so you have mommy issues?"
by flinnyfloo February 24, 2020
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going-to-have-fun-ness

the state a person is in when experiencing the pleasure of knowing that they will soon have fun
Jordan: I'm so jealous of your going-to-have-fun-ness because i have to go to work and i'm lame
by enydrial456 May 17, 2010
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