Matt-arsed

When a Matt gets so off chops from booze and/or gear he is rat-arsed.

Q. How's the big fella (Matt) going? A record 16 shooters at the Ruby Lounge would knock anyone about...
A. He's totally matt-arsed.

by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019

dooks arse

To wet the filter of someone elses fag with your lips. Bad shit man.

Watch ma fag man you will dook arse it.

by keithlad December 31, 2004

#arse-bandit

#arse-bandit is the official title for someone who is an absolute gay boy

“Your such an #arse-bandit”

by Stayout March 02, 2019

arse ballsack

When a man puts his ballsack up into your arse, causing a brown-sack (see: brown-sack)

Person 1: My BF gave me an arse ballsack last night!
Person 2: I hope he washed his brown-sack afterward

by PooHole22 June 04, 2022

Who’s shagging arse?

Man walking around, usually at work. Shouting “who’s shagging arse”

Hey boi, who’s shagging arse?

by Elgreat January 27, 2022

Mystery arse

Only used as a last resort when you have no come back

Shup you ya big smell
Response: You’re nun but a mystery arse

by Ernestas starch December 02, 2019

Mystery arse

One with the smelly hole

Lucas you’ve some mystery arse

by Erniefella December 02, 2019