Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck

(adj)Having the physical apperance of being tall.

"Damn, Nate could stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck."

by Gixzo June 22, 2008

did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck

what u say to someone after they say something completly ridiculus or stupid

Lady- Baby, no more going to the strip clubs. its tearing us apart.

Man- did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck?

by micheal watts January 9, 2008

Running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck

To run as if your life depended on it. It's pretty self explanatory.

I saw Joe turn the corner with Mike hard on his heels. Joe was running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck.

by Luke Treu September 25, 2006

As Big as a Truck

An individual that isn't just extremely tall, however have the muscle build just as big.

"Dude when I saw him, he was as big as a truck!"

by Tiplertree June 28, 2024

BBL truck

The trucks with hysterically big hips

Omg when i’m in texas all i see is bbl trucks

by okdudewhattheflip March 2, 2024

smashing his yougart truck

The act of a person bashing their fully erected-seamen covered penis onto someone else's face

Bro, David was totally smashing his yougart truck on your sister last night.

by Kaboose28 October 19, 2015

tear apart my truck in the toilet

Rough gay anal sex with a muscular guy on the receiving end.

I hate being sick, it really throws off my plans to tear apart my truck in the toilet.

by JP knows best October 22, 2020