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Window Ninja

When you're messed up on an illeagle substance, more than likely an "upper", and you keep looking out the window out of paranoia.
"Dude, quit playing window ninja over there. Why can't you just get high with us and be chill?"
by phatkhiken February 23, 2008
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sniper ninja

The most elite, efficient class of stealth warcraft. Their existance is unknown to all but a select few. To become a sniper ninja, you must be able to shoot a mongolian's left testicle from 500feet awat while at the peak of an orgasm.
Person 1: "Holy FUCK dude, why did you just drop kick that baby!!??!?!"
Sniperninja: "Its O.K, I'm a sniper ninja."
by sniperninja02^ April 3, 2008
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Leprechaun Ninja

Also: Tom Cruise in 'The Last Samurai'
Did you see the Cruiser in that dumb movie? He was even smaller than the Japs. Looked like a Goddamn leprechaun ninja!
by Miles Pieri January 21, 2004
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stroke ninja

A super stealthy sex servant that can spank a swollen stiffy for a sticky semen surprise, whack a whiskered Willy wonderfully with one hand, just jerk a johnson so gingerly, five finger a fat fuck stick forever, bare hand a beefy BBC and beat a bulky boner black and blue.
Japanese folklore, written on the walls of the finest oriental massage parlors, tells of the legendary stroke ninja. Although known far and wide as the stroke ninja, the locals simply called her キャンディス. With cat like reflexes, nimble fingers and a grip like the deadly venus fly trap, many a man has succumb to her relentless grasp. The few that survived gather, on occasion, to reminisce about the best rub-n-tug of a lifetime.
by El Conquistador July 6, 2021
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Wooden Ninja

A great content creator who specializes in ninja defusing and trolling
Did you see Wooden Ninja posted a new video?
by TheBoyDubbus January 15, 2022
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Hood Ninja

An individual of color who watches anime, specifically Naruto
by wurpy December 30, 2022
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[MSN] Ninja

One who seldom or never shows him/herself on MSN by appearing offline. MSN Ninja's are very selective of who they choose to be seen by, and just like a ninja, can disappear just as easily as they appear.
by Jerry the Hairy Berry January 20, 2009
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