lying nine

v. Having an obscene advantage. Originally a Canadian ice-curling term but now a popular Aussie expression.

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Move your bishop up a few squares mate! You’ll be lying nine and guzzling a frozen festive in two shakes of a wallaby’s snake.

by gnostic3 December 20, 2021

Nellie Nunez Lopez

Fat ugly Texas Faggotry whore.

Person 1: Nellie Nunez Lopez is such a faggot!
Person 2: Agreed.
Nellie: I luv rasheedy weedy!

by oliiveq March 2, 2022

Sleepsty-Nine

Sleeping position similar to spooning, but in a 69 position where each person’s head rests atop the other’s knees.

Your breath smells worse than your farts, let’s sleepsty-nine.

by Trail5Crew March 7, 2022

Shitsty-Nine

When y'all are in the middle of eating each other out synchronously and one shits on the other's mouth.

We was in the middle of it and she Shitsty-Nined me bro, it was nasty!

by 69SaladTosser69 June 21, 2022

Shitsty-Nine

When y'all are synchronously eating each other out and one shits in the other's face/mouth.

We was having a great time last night until she shitsty-nined me, shit was nasty!

by 69SaladTosser69 June 21, 2022

district nine

the best debut to ever exist. skz outsold with this song

“district nine was so good!”
“i know, it’s the best debut in history”

by bangbangbang June 25, 2022

sixty-nine

sex position

I like doing sixty-nine with my girlfriend.

by anonymous August 4, 2022