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muscle muncher

"Oi, Dave! Stop sucking that cock, you muscle muncher!"
by plebbhead October 27, 2011
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Beat Muncher

A Beat Muncher is a person who solely munches on beats, no matter what time of day and no matter where they are. Typically into Breakbeats, Ghetto Funk and Hip Hop.

Beat Munchers are often found near speakers, preferably big ones, however small ones may have to suffice.

Beat Munchers despise all music that does not have a big beat and heavy bassline. I.e Pop music, RnB, and Classical.
"Oi, you fucking Beat Muncher, put some Shania Twain on."

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"Im not just a Beat Muncher and I'll prove it!"

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"I wish that fucking Beat Muncher would play something different!"
by Skribblahh April 20, 2012
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Poodle Munching

"Dude, Filipe was poodle munching with Alyssa at the party last night. She took control over him; she was on top. Hott!!!"
by 1loveBEARDS June 17, 2012
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Danger-munch!

When someone has some tasty food that they have left unguarded you eat it without the owner permission. Its utterance renders the act more socially acceptable.
"Danger-munch!" *eat slice of tasty pizza*

"Man that was my last slice."
"Yeahhh mate danger-munchh!"

"Did you just eat that last biscuit?"
"Yeahh sorry mate Danger-munch."

"Mate I can't believe that b*****d ate my pizza!"
"To be fair mate, he did call Danger-munch"
by TheDangerMuncher September 4, 2013
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dorito-muncher

A Cowadoody-playing, Dew-sipping console gamer, or any member of the G00nswarm and related. Usually observed with excessive trash talk.
These damn dorito-munchers are intentionally swapping sides during this raid, just to be on the winning team.
by GetBent99 January 13, 2014
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Taint Muncher

A person who sucks up to their boss at work to an exceedingly annoying degree.
Did you hear how Lenny said he would work extra hours with no overtime pay? What a fucking taint muncher, we used to fuck kids like that in the ass back in the Army. Figuratively speaking of course but still...
by Ram Johnson April 17, 2014
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titty munchies

Adverb. Noun . 1.To titty munch 2.The act of suckin and eatin of titties. Usually with fat desperate women.
Damn nigga I got the titty munchies this morning. I am going down the street to get some. ( Other black guy) Ok nigga save me some when you done.
by Fastpoke May 16, 2014
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