morning vag

Imagine peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich...

Make sure you wash your morning vag when you wake up. I don't feel like smelling that god awful stench.

by Skinketier March 10, 2008

morno

A guy who gets more "no's" than "yes's" from the ladies.

Than sonusman's a total morno with the ladies.

by rattus norvegicus July 11, 2008

Morning Glory

Trying to force out a very large shit in the morning, since the process is slow and eats up time like a boss you decide to flood the sink with hot or cold water and stick your hand in the sink until your shit has slid right out your butt hole.

"Broski, i love my Morning Glory"

by MikeyB A Baller October 13, 2011

Good Morning

A Morning in which a person masturbates

I had a good morning too!

by Jorje November 21, 2004

good morning vietnam

When a woman is about to perform felatio on you, let your rigid member be pulled down till it is parallel with your legs by the waistband of your shorts. Once the shorts are off enough to permit it, let the dick fly up and bash her in the nose, ideally drawing blood. When this happens, yell out "GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM"

The date was going pretty well till we went back to my place and I gave her the good morning vietnam

by roto March 28, 2004

mourning

A typical greeting among the goths. Equivalent to "morning" but the preferred usage is during night time.

coma: mourning!
keops: goth day!
coma: I feel miserable.

by Kauko Lahti June 20, 2004

morning delivery

the act of wakeing up early in the morning as to not disturbe your significant other or ust a fucking slut and preceding to give him and/or her anal sex whist they are half alseep

i woke up early this morning in the dungy and gave my bitch a morning delivery

by papa lou December 10, 2008