thumb suckerjeff morgan

jeff morgan is the biggest fagot, he always sticks his hands down his pants and then sucks his thumb...he also thinks he can take nebody..hes a fucking pussy...he couldnt hurt shit...he lies about EVERYTHING too...psh! fucking liar...cant stand him!!!

yesterday while he was driving, he had his hands down his pants and then stuck his hand in his mouth..thats fucking sick...and he has a big nose!

thumb suckerjeff morgan by mike oxlong April 18, 2004

Makenzie Morgan 

Makenzie is an incredibly beautiful girl who can make you smile and be happy without even trying. Whenever you're with her, you're happy. She's a bundle of perfection and you wanna be with her to make her happy too.

Makenzie Morgan is a cutie.

Makenzie Morgan by YeetyyeetMiamiHeat December 26, 2018

Dirty Morgan 

When an ugly, slightly chubby weeb jerks off to much and gets his bellybutton full of cum then has his golden retriever lick it off.

Aww man my friend did a Dirty Morgan so many times last night

Dirty Morgan by SatansPeubicHair September 5, 2021

craig morgan'd 

getting hammered, drunk, pissed, until you become an absolute state and all your friends make fun of you afterwards.

dude: "dude, you got completely craig morgan'd last night!"
other dude: "i wasnt that craig morgan'd last night..."
dude: "dude, you signed emile heskey on ultimate team!"

craig morgan'd by squarehead94 January 6, 2012

Katie Morgan 

An ugly fat bitch that no one likes who makes things up

I hope Katie Morgan dies

Katie Morgan by TheTellerOfTruths2000 February 15, 2018

to paint houses with Morgan 

Any of several licentious and crude sexual acts that take part between two men - one always being African American, and the other caucasian. Refers particularly to Morgan Freeman and his illicit affair with a house-painter in the mid-80s, although it may be used more generally.

Hey yo Zaqir, me'n my homies been eyein' yo' tender brown ass for a while and been wonderin' if, y'know, ya might wanted to paint houses with Morgan sometime. Chya!

to paint houses with Morgan by Harlequin boy August 25, 2010

Captain Morgan stance

When a guy takes a piss with his foot propped up on something (Usually the side of the bath tub) like Captain Morgan stands with his foot on a barrel.

I like your bathroom, I can pee Captain Morgan stance in it.

Captain Morgan stance by DrKarate September 20, 2012