Moose Hoove

A "camel toe" for a man. Usually caused ethier an oversized and soggy scrotum or by the fat surronding the groin bunching up into a fold.

Oh my god dude! See that guy in tights over there!!! Check out his Moose Hoove!!! Nasty.

by omgitsahippo July 26, 2009

moosepiss

moose piss- a mixture of Vodka and taboo

This moose piss gets u pissed well quick man

by NemeSiS May 15, 2003

Mooseltoe

A moose knuckle at Christmas time. Or a moose knuckle decorated festively Usually found in red and green (holly embellishments are not required, but common).

Wow, they really should censor that Olympic ice skater's mooseltoe. You can practically see his holly bush.

by Flash Bazbo December 8, 2017

Mystery Moose

Mystery Moose is the act of making a moose sound (and hand gesture on side of head) whilst performing a sexual act on a partner in the 'doggy style' position.

He was banging me from behind and I heard a strange moose sound, I asked him what this was and he said he couldn't hear it, I heard it again and again and he still said nothing. A short time later he started laughing to himself and revealed it was him making the sound, aka, Mystery Moose.

by Callum Reckless December 9, 2008

Mooseknuckle

To throw a very low knuckleball to fool batters.

The Mooseknuckle often drops onto the plate.

by Lutzie October 7, 2009

moosepaw

The male equivalent to that of a females camel toe. (Pull up your trousers and see for yourself)

Chochi had one bad ass moosepaw when he was wearing his biker shorts

by DJ Gorch October 28, 2003

blast a moose

to ejaculate upon ssomeone

BOB GELDOLF:oh i'm just about to blast a moose!!!!

by bob geldolf November 27, 2003