Someone who randomly grabs tits and boobs because they just have too or want to.
Also someone who likes to play with there own boobs a lot.
Also someone who likes to play with there own boobs a lot.
Girl: OMFG!!!! Stop being such a fondle monster and Get your Hands off my tits !!!
Guy: I can't help it there so perfect i have to touch them D:!!
Guy: I can't help it there so perfect i have to touch them D:!!
by CXDGingerBastard December 21, 2010
Get the Fondle Monster mug.The awesomest pie monster to ever roam the earth. Roams usually around Scotland and the interweb. Notoriously known for her cat-like appearance (white w/ brown splotches, and a gray 'fringe' over one eye) She wears a tawny owl feather behind one ear, and had blue eyes that glow at times. She is easily distracted by shining/glowing things, so mirrors are often used to keep her away.
'Spotteh The Pie Monster was last spotted taking a small child's pie. The child cried for days.'
or,
'OMG SPOTTEH I AM YOUR LOYAL FOLLOWER!!!!!111!!!!!!one!!!!111111!!eleven!!!!11!!!!'
or,
'OMG SPOTTEH I AM YOUR LOYAL FOLLOWER!!!!!111!!!!!!one!!!!111111!!eleven!!!!11!!!!'
by The Pie Monsterologist January 18, 2010
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refers to the evil empire constructed by the Monsanto Corporation. Farmers started using this term around 2000 when the company began charging tech fees for genetically modified soybeans with resistance to Roundup herbicide and raised the price of their Roundup chemicals at the same time. In recent years the term has enjoyed expanded usage when describing Monsanto's efforts to impact the entire food chain with their genetically modified products.
Monsatan is charging exobitant prices because they can.
Monsatan doesn't know if their gene modified soybeans, corn and hay are having an effect on the animals and people that eat these crops.
Monsatan doesn't know if their gene modified soybeans, corn and hay are having an effect on the animals and people that eat these crops.
by BinswOH August 1, 2012
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Get the Ass Monster mug.a piece of shit that is over 9 inches in length and atleast 3 inches wide, or a piece of shit that weighs over 5.5 pounds (lbs.)
by weeble wobble January 14, 2005
Get the monster mug.In the classic and grounbreaking video game NBA Jam, it was the name of a spectacular slam dunk performed when "on fire." In certain situations it would shatter the backboard.
by Schlichting October 1, 2005
Get the Monster jam mug.An overrated energy drink for children and teenagers.
(For the record, I have tried one. Read the example for my reaction (person 2) )
(For the record, I have tried one. Read the example for my reaction (person 2) )
PERSON 1: yo dude try this Monster energy drink it gives you tonz of energies and it tastes awesome!
PERSON 2: *takes a sip and throws away the can* I think I've tasted urine better than this. No thanks, I'll stick with tea, coffee, or Mountain Dew for my caffeine needs - "dude."
PERSON 2: *takes a sip and throws away the can* I think I've tasted urine better than this. No thanks, I'll stick with tea, coffee, or Mountain Dew for my caffeine needs - "dude."
by FoxShadow April 19, 2011
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