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Fondle Monster

Someone who randomly grabs tits and boobs because they just have too or want to.

Also someone who likes to play with there own boobs a lot.
Girl: OMFG!!!! Stop being such a fondle monster and Get your Hands off my tits !!!

Guy: I can't help it there so perfect i have to touch them D:!!
by CXDGingerBastard December 21, 2010
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Spotteh The Pie Monster

The awesomest pie monster to ever roam the earth. Roams usually around Scotland and the interweb. Notoriously known for her cat-like appearance (white w/ brown splotches, and a gray 'fringe' over one eye) She wears a tawny owl feather behind one ear, and had blue eyes that glow at times. She is easily distracted by shining/glowing things, so mirrors are often used to keep her away.
'Spotteh The Pie Monster was last spotted taking a small child's pie. The child cried for days.'

or,

'OMG SPOTTEH I AM YOUR LOYAL FOLLOWER!!!!!111!!!!!!one!!!!111111!!eleven!!!!11!!!!'
by The Pie Monsterologist January 18, 2010
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Monsatan

refers to the evil empire constructed by the Monsanto Corporation. Farmers started using this term around 2000 when the company began charging tech fees for genetically modified soybeans with resistance to Roundup herbicide and raised the price of their Roundup chemicals at the same time. In recent years the term has enjoyed expanded usage when describing Monsanto's efforts to impact the entire food chain with their genetically modified products.
Monsatan is charging exobitant prices because they can.

Monsatan doesn't know if their gene modified soybeans, corn and hay are having an effect on the animals and people that eat these crops.
by BinswOH August 1, 2012
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Ass Monster

One who has a nice, big, sexy ass but has an ugly ass face.
Damn lookit that ass!! hope that ass monster doesn't turn around..
by peter January 23, 2004
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monster

a piece of shit that is over 9 inches in length and atleast 3 inches wide, or a piece of shit that weighs over 5.5 pounds (lbs.)
I just crapped out an absolute monster! I literally had the toilet bowl filled to the rim!
by weeble wobble January 14, 2005
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Monster jam

In the classic and grounbreaking video game NBA Jam, it was the name of a spectacular slam dunk performed when "on fire." In certain situations it would shatter the backboard.
MONSTER JAM!!!! He's on fire!!!!
by Schlichting October 1, 2005
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Monster Energy Drink

An overrated energy drink for children and teenagers.

(For the record, I have tried one. Read the example for my reaction (person 2) )
PERSON 1: yo dude try this Monster energy drink it gives you tonz of energies and it tastes awesome!

PERSON 2: *takes a sip and throws away the can* I think I've tasted urine better than this. No thanks, I'll stick with tea, coffee, or Mountain Dew for my caffeine needs - "dude."
by FoxShadow April 19, 2011
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