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Mexican Science

Used in a similar context to "Jury Rig", although more common in areas with a significant population of Mexican immigrants to describe a sometimes comically low-tech, but nevertheless effective method of fixing or building something. Often characterized by quick fixes that can cause new problems, which are them quick-fixed and so on.
The car's doors were different colors, The mirrors had been duct taped back on, and the body had been welded together in several places. I doubted the car had been serviced in 10 years, but somehow kept going thanks to Mexican Science.

We didn't have a recording studio, so we recorded by jacking our amps into a mixer and recording onto the audio track of a VCR. (A scenario which can be described as Mexican Science)
by Garboth May 22, 2008
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Mexican Kelly

When a fire fighter works a day of overtime, and then calls in sick on their next shift.
Julio likes to work overtime but he always follows it up with a mexican kelly.
by Turk 182 August 14, 2008
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Mexican jet

That fast-moving, burning, fiery sensation in your asshole the morning after you've eaten a hot Mexican meal.
- Boy, I sure did enjoy that new Mexican restaurant last night!

- Me, too. I feel Mexican jet coming on, though. Those damn jalapenos.
by Vadissimo November 1, 2008
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Mexican Swish

The act of putting on a sombrero onto someones head and placing your balls into their mouth and swishing them around
Amus: EYYYYYY PANTAHOE
Alex: You better watch yourself or you are gna get MEXICAN SWISHED
by Roast 'n' Toast March 10, 2009
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mexican express

"mexican express" is any weed used to pay for services when money is inconvenient or unavailable. It is typically used at small stores, fast food joints, and anywhere where the employees are bored out of their minds and/or the friend of whoever is paying. Unlike the "bowl pass," which is only used at ski resorts, mexican express is accepted across many kinds of businesses.
"Oh, you don't have any cash either? That's cool, the McDonald's on 14th takes mexican express."
"I wish I could pay my tuition with mexican express."
"Don't use the five finger discount, just get out your mexex."
by miaJ March 15, 2009
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mexican mitten party

a lesbian sex party event in which one girl performs a mexican minivan on another while it is being done to her and the person doing it to her is having it done to herself and so on...
my weird ass sister and her friends were having a mexican mitten party last night, it sounded like stirring mac n cheese
by bassplayer2493 November 5, 2009
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mexican tootsie roll

when some one deficates in a tootsie roll rapper and gives it to someone
man that fucker just gave me a mexican tootsie roll
by trav1234 February 24, 2010
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