Mason Shaffer

Peppa

Mason Shaffer do be peppa doe

by Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyeeee April 19, 2020

Mason

A small man man with a pinky sized wiener usually your brain is the brain of a peanut and your built like an oversized jar. Also, has a large ego, but isn't that smart and sits with the sped kids or is a sped kid.

"Your a Mason."

or
(teacher) "go sit beside mason!."

by Xx_Brad13yg_xX December 2, 2025

Mason Pohatu

Roblox funny man who likes to say words like fart, shit, cum, shid, fard, ball, ball fart, balls, wee and poo. Anyone in the Pohatu family generally likes balls in the mouth, just like Hayley.

Mason: i like wee shit cum fart
Us: *straight face emoji in real life*
My humour: *broken*
Us: Mason Pohatu is a fart

by mazzypoothethird August 31, 2021

mason

that one kid who is lazy and watches anime and is so fat that when he falls into hell he will make the tenth circle

man that mason dude is fuking fat as hell

by dfghjkl;lkjhgfds October 29, 2020

mason story

Mason likes men and is a bottom

Can all so be described as a in cell

Stop being a mason story

by Pingu is a rizzler November 12, 2023

Mason’s eggs

The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.

Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”

Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.

by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025

Mason Helms

a disease known to cause retardness, idiotism and lack of brain cells. 1 chromosome away from being a potato.

He is a "Mason Helms."

by kubafx1234 November 21, 2024