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ge0rges_vending_machine

¹ Ge0rges_vending_machine is a George, George's can be very wild at times. However this George (although ze can be in a silly goofy mood at times 🤪) is very respectful: George is very cool.

² Ge0rges_vending_machine is often mistaken for a game, however, currently ge0rges_vending_machine is not a game (it's a work in progress I swear)

³ Ge0rges_vending_machine can also be used as a term for emotion, the emotion is described as "sadness, goofiness and raging firey anger." As mr.good weird explained after alot of research.

⁴ The last definition is someone who is utterly incredible, and amazing and brave for being him, I'm so proud of you George.
¹ "ge0rges_vending_machine is a cool man" Said Manley "I agree, a very cool man" replied Mark.

² "Hey have you got the game ge0rges_vending_machine?" Stated Janice "Janice, for the 342nd time, ge0rges_vending_machine is not a game. Will you ever listen to me? It's hard to forgive you after what you did anyway" replied Marcus.

³ "I'm feeling awfully ge0rges_vending_machine Janice!" Said Marcus "Please tell me what I did I've forgotten." Janice said.

⁴ It's self explanatory really, George is amazing 👍
by TOTALLY NOT AN ALIEN September 4, 2021
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