Person 1: Why do we even need an airplane when we could cover ourselves in oil & wait for the rain so we can fly high? Oil floats water, so it works, right?
Person 2: BRO GOT 99+ MISSED CALLS FROM HARVARD 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
Person 2: BRO GOT 99+ MISSED CALLS FROM HARVARD 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
by kbft0n April 2, 2024

by nicealtthereretard May 23, 2023

Adverb- While driving down the highway drinking miller lite, flashing the centerfold of a Playboy to passing motorists.
En route to our destination, we had lots of fun Miss Septembering all the cars we passed until we noticed the man next to us was driving with his mother in law who slapped him in the face for looking too long. Fortunately we did not get pulled over.
by Erbo October 10, 2013

by surreal.definer February 24, 2019

All the crap that some weirdos remember from a spin the bottle game and some people had their first kiss there...yeet
by TippytheHippy May 8, 2019

When you really miss someone named Brad as he makes the world a better place
Symptoms:
Nautilus feeling, and maybe tingly hands all create just from nerves and nervous feelings,
Be happy have a Brad in your life is the best!
Symptoms:
Nautilus feeling, and maybe tingly hands all create just from nerves and nervous feelings,
Be happy have a Brad in your life is the best!
by Gogalb July 22, 2019

A short person with glasses
by Kevin kornilious the 2 March 28, 2019
