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loser loaded

when you get so intoxicated that you act, resemble and are labelled based on your drunken performance as a loser
"Let's go out and just get loser loaded tonight"

"He was so loser loaded at Madison's party that she may never talk to him again."
by Doff-doff October 20, 2013
mugGet the loser loadedmug.

Jerk my load

When one individual accomplishes something knowing that another individual had high intentions of doing so. That person jerked the others load. A mans load is his to jerk, another homie cant come in and jerk the load that was meant to be his.
I just bought a new playstation and I was so excited to open the brand new box, and in comes Leandro to jerk my load by opening it without me!
by JeeJeePee June 24, 2020
mugGet the Jerk my loadmug.

Z-Load

1. The least of the last when considering the male hierarchy. i.e. Alpha male, Beta male, Sigma male, random dude…incel, Z-Load.
2. The last little bit of sperm that leaked from a failed condom causing a surprise pregnancy leading to a financial train wreck for parents and a life of perpetual underachievement and excessive lameness for the resulting child.
3. Influencers who constantly seek to be viewed as experts in their field while only using basic buzzwords and catch phrases. Easily recognized as know-nothing fraudsters by actual industry professionals.
Could that guy be any more cringe? I know, he’s such a Z-Load!
by Smoovemattyb May 12, 2023
mugGet the Z-Loadmug.

Front load washer

Giving a blowjob on your knees while eating a tide pod
That front load washer sure made my dick shine
by Steph Speaks May 30, 2018
mugGet the Front load washermug.

Loaded frouple

At the Cowboys game, Madison, Eddie and Jacob had a loaded frouple.
by Madwadk September 9, 2021
mugGet the Loaded frouplemug.

double wide load

The type of load that makes you question if you're even human, the type of load that you can feed someone for dinner, the type of load that makes you feel like you're not man you're beast.
Bro I busted a double wide load in a dream last night
mugGet the double wide loadmug.

Blow loads

Telling someone to fuck off in a sexual manor

Go fuck your self!
I can’t believe Jerry thinks I can’t pull girls..
Jerry can blow loads for all I care!
by RabbidGAI June 14, 2024
mugGet the Blow loadsmug.

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