i want to kill myself

A common phrase used among teenagers to express a minor inconvenience.

teen1 "The train is late"

teen2 "I want to kill myself"

by bigPP69420 April 17, 2019

kill'em

A youtube star with 500,000 subscribers.He does challenges which are just plain STUPID and murderer of Dave the skeleton

Did you see the video Kill'em uploaded where he got shot with nerd darts with tacs stuck to the dart?

by She's having disbelieve February 15, 2017

25 KILL STREAK

so i threw a peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table and shouted"25 KILL STREAK"

25 KILL STREAK EJACULATED LAZARBEAM "use code lazar " YEET

by AirForceProud95 January 21, 2021

i will kill you non-binary bitch

When someone fuck your mother/dad/responsable and your really pissed off and also u want to kill that non-binary bitch, but at the same time you respect their pronouns and ur really cool but hate that non-binary bitch

"i will kill you non-binary bitch, because you fucked my mom/dad/responsable"

by donttellmybossthatimgae November 10, 2022

Skraight Up Killa

somebody that does what he wants and if you want to do something about it they'll kill ya

Marshal was bein a Skraight up Killa to that mrs. simmons character because she was talkin shit and he dont go down like any lil bitch

by George Williams September 21, 2004

Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1

A game played with your bros, usually 3 or 4 of them while in the car, walking somewhere or just chilling . The game consists of one person asking Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1 and saying 3 girls names from your school or workplace. The others then answer by saying who they would kill marry and fuck. After everyone has gone, the person usually to the right of the 1st person goes and picks 3 more and the game continues. Any number of people can say the same combination of girls and explain their reasoning of their choice. Remember its only a game for you and your bros if played with acquaintances or just regular friends its not as good. NEVER BRING IT UP WHILE WITH A GIRL!

Ex. 1
*Walking to B Stop Pizza*

John- Alright boys Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1. Lisa, Emily, and Jess

Erick- Definitely Kill Emily Marry Jess and Fuck Lisa.

Danny- No way bro! Fuck Emily Marry Lisa Kill Jen

Zach- Dude I'd have to go with Danny, Jess is a major bitch.

Ex. 2

Zach- Fuck Me.

John- Shit man what happened?

Zach- Well me and Kayley were bored and we wanted to play a game so without thinking I asked her Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1 and named off her friends and when I tried to explain it to her she bitch slapped me and broke up with me and now we can never chill with that group of girls again.

Danny- Your a fucking dumb ass dude! that was a completely asenine thing to do!! I just got a text from Melissa and shes breaking up with me because Kayley told their group about that shit!

by MethodMan3 March 13, 2011

kill casper

"to fart"
casper being the fart and killing it being the process of farting. Warning: eating salami and/or paprika pringles can cause dead caspers

"Dude I just killed a major casper!"
"Oh man, is it just me or does it smell like dead caspers in here?"
"I gotta kill casper...and bury him"

by SARA May 8, 2005