Rectum, damn near killed him!

This is the punchline of complete joke:

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

She said, "Rectum."

"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"

Rectum, damn near killed him! by ax949 October 9, 2003

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Kitler

cats that look like Hitler

I saw a cat that had a small black patch under his nose and i bid black spot on his head with a white body. My friend said it was a Kitler

Kitler by Arugula37 October 16, 2008

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skonka killers

skonka killers is a group of friends that meet up on a weekly basis (ususally on the weekends) to go in search of skonkas, which is a spanglish term for slut or whore. the term killing a skonka is reffering to the act of having sex with a skonka.

:damn! did you hear roger killed that skonka?
:yeah! him and his skonka killers group killed like 5 different skonks!

skonka killers by teamsleek March 3, 2011

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kitler

A Kitler is a cat or kitten that bears a strong resemblance to Adolf Hitler. Kitler's typically have a dark coloured or black patch of hair directly below the nose that resembles Hitler's infamous mustache.

Mom: Why don't you take fluffy out to play with the other kittens?

Girl: Idk why mom but fluffy won't play with the other cats, mostly the different coloured ones.

Mom: Well, it's official...Fluffy's a Kitler then.

kitler by urbanr0cker May 12, 2008