jordan

A common name for geeks and or computer nerds, especially in Australia.

Jordan stayed at home and played WoW all last night!

by C-Doggy October 5, 2006

Jordan

A guy who toys with girls and is determind to ruin their lives by simply letting them fall in love with them but in the end letting them down.
Jordan 'the one which is decending' is right in that it's like the devil the angel that fell from heaven.
Bastard

Jordan: I want to go out with you
Girl: I know but I don't want to ruin out friendship
Jordan: We'll still be friends
Girl: But we won't
Jordan: I'm sorry I suck at this relationship stuff

Broken Heart

by socially awkward October 23, 2011

Jordan

the most amazing girl any guy could ask for. shes a midget and has the most amazing eyes ever. anyone she goes out with is one lucky guy. perfect in everyway , even though she'll deny it . every one she meets automatically loves her and if they don't there probably a fucking retard. oops what your language she dosen't like potty mouths

Did you see that girl last night ? ya damn what a jordan

by Cole Esno October 27, 2011

jondong

a porno movie that has hardcore sex with a guy with 2 dicks and he fucks two bitches at the same time

are you going to watch jondong

by frank May 12, 2004

Jordan Paris

Horse-toothed Australia's Got Talent auditionee and joke theif.

"Come on, Australia, ya know this one!" Yeah we know it, Jordan Paris, we know it because we heard it already!

by Lassoon August 23, 2011

Jordan

a person that's too high to think straight and may fail in life and loves to comment on others when hes not perfect himself.

"your becoming such a jordan"
"you don't wanna end up a jordan"

by bob_kally December 23, 2012

Jordan's loose butthole

A hole that is very moist and loose on a man named Jordan. Aka VFT

This guy is so jordan's loose butthole .

by 1569Wheels1569 May 16, 2013