Michael B Jordan

A sexy actor too old for me. As a heart aching smile, and I mustache that would put Santa to shame😍
Oh did you hear, Michael B Jordan is SUPER juicy
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michael b jordan

THE FINEST MAN TO EVER WALK THE EARTH 😍😍🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐
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Jordan Boss Chen

1.Greasy
2. Cool
3. Biggest MUDAPHUKEN G of BMSS
4. Macks on anything that looks like pussy
5. Bad Breath
Example: Smokes a pack a day, yellow teeth, etc.
6. Known all over the west side of Burnaby
"Yo, who is that" says Novette
"YO NIGGA IT'S JORDAN BOSS CHEN, NIGGA BOOK IT HE'S GUNNA FUKEN WASTE US" says random black kid

"Hey, you know any numbers for E" asks some black kid
"Yea, dial up the homie Jordan Mudaphuken CHEN!"
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Michael B. Jordan

They say "He's just a terrible actor." on Twitter, but I say he's the most wholesome/softest person in the world!

He's basically the definition of baby <3
You know who i'm talking about... Michael B. Jordan the most cutest person i've ever seen!
by embejay October 15, 2019
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Jules Jordan Cocktail

Collecting cum from an orifice (esp. the ass) in a cup and having someone drink it. This porn routine was made famous by the great gonzo porn director Jules Jordan. Similar to felching, but the cum is collected in a cup.
In Weapons of Ass Destruction, Jules Jordan fired his load into Bella Donna’s ass and used a high ball glass to catch the load after he pulled his dick out of her ass. Then, he had her drink the Jules Jordan Cocktail.
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Michael B. Jordan

American actor known for his film roles in Fruitvale Station (2013), Creed (2015), and Black Panther (2018). He also appeared on television shows such as The Wire (2002), All My Children (2003–2006), Friday Night Lights (2009–2011).
Michael B. Jordan is a good actor
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Jordan high school

A good school but be getting fire drills every week
Boy-* starts to read *

*bell rings*
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