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Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
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Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
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Pronounced JON-uh-THON.
An extraordinarily lengthy period of absence from work. So much so that it requires regular dedicated training.
Can also refer to the training itself.
An extraordinarily lengthy period of absence from work. So much so that it requires regular dedicated training.
Can also refer to the training itself.
Person a: "Looks like he's doing a jonathon."
Person b: "Nah, he's only had 6 separate periods of absence this quarter. Looks like he's training for a half jonathon."
Person b: "Nah, he's only had 6 separate periods of absence this quarter. Looks like he's training for a half jonathon."
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