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Johnsonville

Not to be confused with America’s favorite bratwurst, Johnsonville, is a place where family and friends can get together, let loose and have a good time!

The name Johnsonville debuted in the early 90’s by the then Monroe Boys & Girls Club director. It was later referenced by THE wedding DJ while partying at Johnsonville during an impromptu speech. The name was a hit and ended up resonating with the friends and family in attendance.

Johnsonville hosts casino nights, weddings, Super Bowl parties, World Cup finales and also makes a difference by participating in the American Cancer Society's Relay For Life.

Johnsonville can also be a collection of people with the last name Johnson all in one place at the same time.
When you’re at Johnsonville, you’re at home.

"Planes, Trains and Automobiles", that's a Johnsonville classic!
by K-Daddy1004 November 5, 2012
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Johnsoning

The act of purposefully injuring oneself in order to collect disability or workman's compensation from the government or military because you took out too many TSP loans and have nothing saved for retirement.
Upon realizing his retirement account was dwindled from excessive loans, John came to work and headed straight to the break room for some johnsoning, and instantly fell off of a ladder tearing his acl virtually ensuring future disability checks from the government.
by Ronald McDonald69 May 20, 2013
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Johnson High School

A school full of stank ass niggas and stank ass bitches who think they better than everyone else. It is full of hoes and a bunch of ghetto ass Asians who think they can say the word nigga. You can identify someone from Johnson by the fact that they is stanky af and they think they’re the shit for no reason.
“Aye you go to Johnson High School
“Yea”
Get the fuck away from me stanky ass hoe”
by FettyWap738 November 10, 2019
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Johnson

Johnson- a lie
If you tell a johnson in Parliament you should resign
by Truthmonger April 12, 2022
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A Johnson Outboard

This begins with the lady furiously masturbating her gentleman's penis. At the moment of ejaculation he performs a motorboat maneuver between his good lady's breasts (pushing the breasts together whilst shaking his face between them and slobbering), thus replicating pull starting a johnson outboard on a motorboat.
She had a rack to die for, so I bought her a drink and she gave me a Johnson outboard in the toilets.
by the_bosshog March 15, 2011
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Blake johnson

"Yeah man, I went to her house and she gave me the ol' Blake Johnson
by AustinSmith53 October 25, 2015
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cassidy johnson

Cassidy Johnson is a beautiful person. This person is born in the month of may and catches the eye of many males due to this persona natural occurring beauty. While this person is granted a life with natural beauty many men look for, this person is also cursed. The curse this person is bornil with comes from believing they are not beautiful,which cause this person to become insecure about their body. While this person attracts the eyes of many, this person may also be the best of friends, and comes in a package of great humor and personality. This person also get their heart broken due to their rush into relationships when young at age, now while they have bad relationships, this person will find the person they love, into which this person create a great family with while they still has a wonderful long lasting friends ship with others.
I have a friend cassidy Johnson and I wish for this to be approved for her, if not I'll try once again later in life.
by Its Mr.Caje December 2, 2016
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