jacob

a gay faggot who loves gay porn, small dick, gets triggered

jacob is gay

by Kuya Steve June 9, 2017

Jacob

Jacob is a great guy he is funny, sweet, smart, attractive, and also very easy to love. I have only had him in my life for a couple of months so far but I can tell he is going to be a very important person in my life. If any chance the Jacob that I'm talking about is reading this just know that I love you and I mean I love everything about you. If you have a person in your life that is like my Jacob don't ever let him go, let him know how much you love him and care for him because he won't be around forever, so make sure he know's that he's yours.

Friend: what do you even love about Jacob, like I don't get it.
Me: I love that he is, simply him.

by life is fun October 27, 2018

jacob

likes penis

“wow that penis is really nice”-jacob

by king69420 May 20, 2020

Jacob deGrom

Pitcher for the New York Mets. Arguably the best in the game right now, with a 2018 Cy Young, led the MLB with a 1.7 ERA had 269 Strikeouts, meanwhile the team was garbage around him, he had a 10-9 record .
In 2019 he had a 2.43 ERA, led the NL with 255 strikeouts and quite possibly be a back to back Cy Young winner. He had an 11-8 record

He also was the 2014 NL Rookie Of the Year. He’s on his way to Cooperstown

Guy 1: Who do you think is the best Pitcher in the League right now

Guy 2: Man, no one over the past 2 years has been more Dominant then Jacob deGrom. He’s the best right now

by C-McMoney October 25, 2019

Jacob

Unique, funny, and good in bed

Paige: Jacob is amazing
Brianna: I know right

by Systemo'adown May 27, 2016

Jacob

Biggest dickhead that goes to your school. Talks shit behind your back, hates all girls, and gives people stinkeyes for no reason but because he doesn't have a life. Often tries to skip class and complains when he gets expelled from the class. Lies about not taking drugs are smoking because he thinks everyone in the school is a fucking idiot. The kind of kid that drinks behind the school and expects not to get caught.

Cute girl: "Hi Jake!"
Jacob: "Fuck off, you attention whore."

by RainingRaisins February 19, 2015

Jacobitti

Research shows that the Italian surname Jacobitti is of patronymic origin, deriving from the personal name of the father of the original bearer. In this instance the surname derives from the name Jacobitto or Giacobitto, a variant of Iacobo, or Jacob, which ultimatley derives from the Hebrew term "akew," meaning "heel," representing the belief that Jacob is said to have been born holding onto Esau's heel. Since the final letter "o" of the Italian surnames frequently changed to the letter "i" when the surnames were passed on from one generation to the next, the meaning of Jacobitti may be interpreted as "son or descendant of Jacobitto", a name which contains the diminutive suffix "-itto". It should also be mentioned that surnames beginning with the letter "J" are primarily found in Southern Italy.

The name Jacobitti comes from Italy.

by horse_whisperer90 April 22, 2009