indie jake

A well fit bloke who sports vnecks and messy hair that is NOT straightened to bits. Listens to the Kooks and dances bare cute. Unlike any unintellectual chav.
Has an adorable little indie girlfriend. Plays guitar and sings in a local band.

Cali:Oh my god like look at indie jake he is just so like amazingly perfect. JAKE! I LOVE YOU!

Jake: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by misslukepritchard September 30, 2008

jake gyllenhaal

The most beautiful man to walk the face of the earth. He is amazing...and Donnie Darko was not over-rated. It is amazing.
"cellar door"
"tell me, how does one suck a fuck"
"im voting for dukakis"
"what are feces?"
"have you ever seen a portal?"
"28 days. 6 hours. 42 minutes. 12 seconds."

jake gyllenhaal is an orgasm for your eyes

by Spoogie December 21, 2007

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a viner along with his brother Logan Paul. These two boys can make almost everyone laugh. They are very handsome and have great personalities making them a big hit on the app called vine.

Did you see Jake Pauls new vine?!

by toglamtogiveadamn June 30, 2014

Jake C

A total fag. Someone who sucks not only dick, but life too.

Jake C. (from KC) That dude is a total Jake C (gay fag)

by Aaron MT January 11, 2009

Jake Syndrome

A condition where a person fells the need to compulsively lie about almost everything, whether it be simple or complicated. Most fabricate elaborate lies to gain attention such as pretending to have been attacked or diagnosed with an illness.
Similar to a hypochondriac.

Someone who says they got beat up and are blatantly fake limping have Jake Syndrome

by Dursh July 1, 2011

jake gyllenhaal

Jake Gyllenhaal is an amazing actor who stars in Donnie Darko, in which he plays a schizophrenic teen who must die in order to save the universe.

Jake Gyllenhaal is extremely hot

by shellstar February 7, 2006

Jakes Dick

This thing he thinks he has doesn't exist therefore he needs his daily dose of dick to function correctly. This nigga thinks he is amazing while his bestie is here like Bitch where his bitch ass is like im amazing when everyone truly knows that his bestie is at least 100% better then his bitch ass :). (hes pretty amazing but his idioticness? makes him 1% less better then his bestie) :)

Jakes Dick does not exist

by iiKillerQueenxX October 13, 2016