When, after a long night a drinking, a guy has intercourse with a girl and she has to stop to run to the bathroom and puke. While bent over the toilet puking the guys comes up from behind, gets on his knees, and starting banging her from behind. The whole time the guy looks around (like a lighthouse) because he knows it is so wrong.
I took that girl home last night and she was so drunk she kept puking in my bathroom. I didn't feel like waiting to finish so I went into the bathroom and gave her a Jacob's Lighthouse.
by Toodles777 December 11, 2012
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he stand up they sit he can be a real b!tch
by diggidy/on/your/dog April 23, 2019
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by MemeNstuff February 19, 2019
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by laurenloveshimstill September 30, 2017
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Jake: im not fat and even though i have red pubes and over sized man tits.
Josh: but you are, you do the jacob routine everyday.
Josh: but you are, you do the jacob routine everyday.
by your mothers grandfather December 1, 2013
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